Step 1: buy tofu.
Step 2: Touch the tofu. Don't be scared.
Step 3: show the tofu who is boss...
...by getting the liquid out.
Step 4: cut into cubes. Mine fell apart.
Step 5: put cubes in hot pan. Mine turned into tofu crumbles while they cooked.
Step 6: sprinkle stuff on, to disguise tofu.
Step 7: put 6 million random ingredients in a food processor, along with lots of peanut butter.
Step 8: stand back in case it explodes. Let someone else push the button.
Step 9: put everything in bowl and mash it around.
Step 10: make it look delicious so someone might want to eat it. Hide tofu under noodles.
Step 11: pour big glasses of wine in case it tastes really really bad.
Additional note: make sure you have proper supervision when dealing with tofu.
He doesn't know he's too big to sleep on the step now.
Don't tell him, it'll break his little heart.Happy Wednesday, everyone!