wordless wednesday: what disaster looks like

What I look like when I'm stroller-checking someone:

About 5 seconds before power-puking in a porta-potty.

(Gait notes: slight angle of the right leg indicating tight adductors, slight outwards extension of the right foot indicating tight hip flexor, but no sign of the magical collapsing hip.  Not bad for a hangover.)


Also, this happened.  Because I need to introduce more changes that have the potential to break me in half.

I haven't purchased them...yet.