mostly puppy wordless wednesday

Dear Mamas,

I'm sorry that I pooped on the floor and tried to rip Graham's throat out and won't stop jumping up with muddy paws when you are wearing your only clean pair of dress pants and keep trying to steal Molly's food while she's eating.  I promise to try really hard to stop rolling in the mud three minutes before you have to leave for work and jumping off the back side of the couch and escaping out the front door.


Dear Mamas,

Why is she still here?  She smells and takes my raccoon and is stealing all the really good cuddling.  I never wanted a sister!


Dear Mamas,

CAN WE GO OUTSIDE?