1. The sound my phone makes when I get new email completely stresses me out.
2. I never drink soda, but I very occasionally crave the taste of real Coke.
3. I think boobies is a funny word.
4. I really hate it when people yell.
5. I never used to wear sunscreen, and I would almost never burn. Now that I've had 72 different chunks of skin removed, I wear sunscreen, although still not as often as I should.
6. I keep thinking about cutting all my hair off, but then I remember what I looked like the last time I did that.
7. In the past 5 months, I have gotten married, finished my master's degree, completed a half-Ironman and brought home a new puppy. Not to mention gotten injured and had at LEAST 5 bikini waxes (ow). I am ready for this vacation.
8. I read books over and over and over. I am currently reading the Stephanie Plum series for at least the tenth time.
9. I've been trying really hard to teach myself not to cross my legs while I sit at my desk because my back feels better when I don't. When did I get old?
10. My favorite kind of grilled cheese is made with Velveeta. Mmmm.
11. I am generally scared of all bugs.
12. I like going home to PA because that's where they keep the Herr's Sour Cream & Onion potato chips. I don't eat a lot of chips but I can plow through a family-sized bag of these in about 4 minutes.
13. I never wear a watch.
14. I invite all people to all things. I will make workout dates with anyone, I don't care how slow you think you are. I bring home strays. Smashing people together and forcing them to socialize usually works out well.
15. I was a pretty good kid in high school. I never had detention. I usually turned things in on time and never cut class. I had no idea it could be any other way. When I went to college I was shocked that people would just not go to class.
16. I hate seeing people waste food.
17. In the past 15 years, I would guess I've had cable TV for a total of 3. I don't miss it at all.
18. I have thin hair and it falls out all the time. I'm scared that I'm going to be one of those ladies with a pink scalp showing through my silver curls.
19. I get really mad when people ride bikes without helmets. REALLY MAD.
20. I don't like meatball sandwiches.
21. I wish I had big shiny white movie star teeth.
22. I actually miss pool running. Stupid hip flexor.
23. I am pretty excited to spend a week without the internet. But I will miss you all.